So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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