and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You need a sexual gate keeper
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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