Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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