Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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