...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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