hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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