i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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