haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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