...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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