Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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