'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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