thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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