Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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