i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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