I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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