you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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what are you doing with your life
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It's blow job season.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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