And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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