Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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