the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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