You were right. It hurts to walk today.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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