Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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