her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
two words: eviction party
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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