just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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