if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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