Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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