there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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