Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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