i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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