we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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