I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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