I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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