If i come over, it means nothing
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Someone shit on the floor
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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