STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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