Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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