My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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