I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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