Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wear drunk well.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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