he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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