if i can run in heels then i can drive
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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