the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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