Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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