i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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