i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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