porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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