How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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