One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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