i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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