i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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