Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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