he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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